Legend of the Red Dragon

At the tender age of fourteen, my family purchased our first computer. At the time, we had a 2400 baud modem and as I didn't really understand the Internet (I had no idea there was such a thing as a search engine, so I thought you just had to randomly type in URLs) er...AOL's version of the Internet; and when I got bored of running rampant in AOL Chat Rooms with annoying programs such as AOHell and began logging on to various local BBS boards to pass time instead. I am indebted to an old friend of mine, Joseph Nebrensky for this--present whereabouts unknown. When we weren't programming with QBasic, playing Shadowrun, or other such nonsense, we were ruling the L.O.R.D. boards. I remember I had an exciting name, BluTy SalVaTioN. And I kicked total ass.