What I Want In A Relationship or Maybe I've Been In South Florida Too Long.

Anyone with value.

If you're a girl, that means you have to have more on your mind than what you're wearing, how your make-up looks and what club you're going to next. Clubbing is all well and good... But it shouldn't be your central concern.

I prefer women who have a sense of direction and are already on that path in some way or another. I'm a very independent, care-free person. Drama is simply too exhausting for me. I'm successful in just about all aspects of my life and expect you to be as well. I can support you. But I won't. *Smiles*

Compassion is also an important virtue. If you go around making fun of every other girl that walks the street, please don't waste my time. The poor chick who happens to be wearing a skirt too short for your tastes doesn't need to be the victim of your false pride.

A sense of humor is a must. This doesn't mean you start every conversation with a line about a priest, a Russian and a duck in a bar. It means you understand that life is funny in all sorts of crazy ways and, well, it's far more enjoyable if you're laughing at the world...

...I mean, angsty-emo existentialist girls are really cool too. As long as they don't take themselves too seriously.

Alright, alright, in all fairness, you can be absolutely yourself. Just don't be a bitch. And don't be psycho. But if that's asking too much, well...eh. I suppose if you're hot...