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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Florida Bound

It's come up on me much more quickly than I had first anticipated, but I am moving to Florida tomorrow to help the folks out with their storm damage. I'll make a quick plane trip back to St Louis late November, in order to pick up my car, and then I'll drive to Texas for Thanksgiving, and then drive back to Florida. The oppurtunity there is too great to pass up and because of that, I will not have as much leisure time. However, I do promise to update as regularly as possible, and I'll always have a link or two in my dailies section. Anyway, don't expect me to go too far--I'll still be around.

Along the way... Here are a few audio posts I created on my drive to Florida:
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Saturday, October 23, 2004

Why I'm Voting For Bush

Or, Why the Bush Administration is Utterly Incompetent with Regards to Public Relations

Foreign Policy

George W. Bush has been harping on this notion that the "world is a safer place" and the "world is better off" now that Saddam Hussein has been taken out of power. This line is basically a catchall argument to any refutation of his administration's foreign policy. Why isn't Bush utilizing the tools he has? Declarations of war are simple for many reasons.

Bush and his administration actually outlined a few plausible reasons, however, it seems that the American public have construed these reasons (with the help of the Kerry campaign) to the point that they almost make Bush appear to be dishonest. Instead of emphasizing certain issues, Bush continues to poorly defend himself for his administration's preemptive strike in Iraq. The argument that Saddam Hussein was encouraging and funding terrorism, and furthermore harboring terrorists has been an ambiguous one. I was sold after doing quite a bit of research on the issue, especially after looking at the Duelfer Report. However, I will not address that issue at this time. What I will suggest is a different approach for the Bush campaign to better serve the American people and present them with the facts--even though it might be too little too late.

Two core issues, I believe, are clear declarations of war:

  • The M.I.A. status of an American soldier in Iraq.¹
  • The violations of the No-Fly Zone over Iraq.²
  • The first issue, in my opinion, is the most important one. More than several sightings of P.O.W. Lt. Cmdr. Michael Scott Speicher were reported between the end of the first Gulf War and the 2003 invasion of Iraq. As The Associated Press reported in March of 2003, "the Iraqi government has concealed information about his fate" and has continued to do so, yet, the media has not covered the updates of this situation for some time. In order to keep military morale up, and in an effort to remain an all-volunteer army, America largely has, and rightly so, maintained that detaining American soldiers, and furthermore, concealing information about detained American soldiers is a declaration of war. The Vietnam War is one of the defining negative moments in American foreign policy and should be looked at in terms of what not to do with regards to our American troops. For example, Senator John McCain was a P.O.W. for eight years--this is a clear disservice to our military and should be looked upon as a detriment. Instead of focusing on why the world is better off, Bush might try to consider the fact that the Iraqi regime has continually suppressed information, including intelligence concerning an American military officer.

    The second issue, while it has remained a controversial issue, should be analyzed as well. The fact of the matter is the humanitarian effort to reduce Iraqi casualties after the first Gulf War was clearly ignored by the Iraqi regime. U.S. planes were fired upon and some even brought down in the No-Fly Zone and, though not an official U.N. resolution, clearly shows the disdain the Iraqis have for any U.N. sanctions. America, Britain and France (France later pulled out) continued to patrol this No-Fly Zone and the Iraqis continually ignored the regulation. This sort of activity shows the utter disdain for authority and clearly shows the motivation of the Iraqis with respect to an effort to police the Middle East. If fighter jets suddenly flew over Houston and fired upon commercial airlines, what would be the American sentiment then?

    I think these issues should at least be addressed by both the Bush and Kerry campaigns, but instead, they seem to be narrowly focused on this issue of Weapons of Mass Destruction. I will reiterate the fact that I do agree with the current administration's decision to (finally) take action against Saddam's antagonistic attitude toward U.N. regulations, the fact that he was attempting to make allies with terrorists (Cf. the Duelfer Report), and that he was killing tens of thousands of his own people. However, I would like to see the above issues addressed. Instead, Bush ignores these issues and because of this, has lost the hearts of many Americans. His continual defiant position has proverbially bit him in the ass and he might lose the election because of it.

    The American people deserve an honest, frank discussion on what has gone on in Iraq, but instead, Bush and the current administration effectively ignore what, in my mind, are some of the most important issues. Kerry also ignores these issues, insofar is its much easier to persuade the American people to join what has been called the "Anybody But Bush" (ABB) alliance. I do not think this is an intelligible argument to vote for Kerry, and frankly, I think the American people are being deceived by this smokescreen. Continuing to propagate this mentality, in my mind, takes away any credibility Kerry might have. It is an underhanded way to garner votes and clearly does not address the most important issues.

    If I decide to, I might write a brief essay on domestic policy which might be titled:

    Why I Vote Republican

    Or, Why Democrats Are Far More Clever Than Republicans

    Endnotes:

    ¹Cf. CNN, AP, Reuters. "Iraq denies U.S. claims missing Gulf War pilot might still be alive: Aviator's status changed from 'killed in action' to 'missing in action.'" CNN.com, 13 January 2001. http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/01/13/gulf.war.pilot/. Accessed 23 October, 2004.

    Also Cf. AP. "Senator Says Missing Gulf War POW May Have Been Seen in Baghdad." FoxNews.com, 28 March, 2003. http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,82535,00.html. Accessed 23 October, 2004.

    ²Cf. Karon, Tony. "Why 'No-Fly' Zone Clashes Won't Trigger an Iraq War." Time.com, 19 November, 2002. http://www.time.com/time/world/printout/0,8816,391985,00.html. Accessed 23 October, 2004 [note: this article presents both my opinion and the dissenting opinion].

    Wednesday, October 20, 2004

    NaNoBlogMo & I Heart Writing

    Blogging Your Novel Part One
    If you are blogging your novel, be sure to visit our official NaNoBlogMo site and sign up to be included in the directory. Then, be sure to visit the next issue of Blogger Knowledge when we put up part two of this article—it'll be loaded with tips, tricks, and hacks for turning Blogger into the ultimate novel-writing tool.
    Blogger never ceases to amaze me. Quck Bloggees: Go sign up! Create a blog and sign up with NaNoBlogMo!

    [original post "I Heart Writing"]

    2004 NaNoWriMo ParticipantNational Novel Writing Month begins November 1st. The goal is write a 50,000 word novel in a month. I will be participating this year. Check out NaNoWriMo.org for details. I'll leave the endorsement to the right on the blog until the end of November, and also blog the progress of my novel (which I've yet to even remotely think about at this point) throughout November. I encourage everyone who sees this to try and participate in this event. I think it will prove--if nothing else--an incredible, cathartic outlet for mass-creativity and insight. I'm curious to see if I can actually fulfill the daunting task and hope that the burden of deadline stresses me out enough to propel me into an utter anxiety of fear and dismay, which just might bring out the best in me. It worked with those darn college essays, anyway.

    I urge all of you to comment with your conceptual ideas regarding writing in general, specific ideas garnered towards this endeavor, and if any of you sign up, please post a link to your profile (here's mine) here.

    Following are a few online resources for writer's, from how to write, what to write about, other stuff people write and how to get published:
    So now that you've got some resources and that you've read this writer's blog, get to work!

    Monday, October 18, 2004

    Killer Mutant Apes and John Edwards' Cable Bill

    Last night there was a storm that knocked the power out several times. I don’t like storms much, but it did allow me a deep sleep, what with the power off for the third time and me too lazy to turn on the computer again. So, instead of the constant whir (that’s an onomatopoeia) of the fans in the computer and the ever-running hard drive, and of course the Winamp playing in the background through my desktop speakers (currently, it’s R.E.M.'s Belong).

    Oddly enough, I was probably in a state of R.E.M. because of all this and, though I could be wrong, I was dreaming. I suppose it all could have happened just the way I’m about to tell you though. I won’t bore you with all the details, but it involved quite a few animal/human mutant beings trapped on some sort of helicopter, fighting each other and that sort of thing. At some point I came up with a brilliant idea for a new sort of horseshoe, since I didn’t like the idea of nailing the damn things on the hooves. “The horses feel it!” I exclaimed with vigor to a nice little lady, of sorts, “but I’ve got a way to end all that pain!”

    My idea was to create a shoe that would serve the same purpose, but would clamp on the hoof from the outside verses nailing them on. I still think it’s a good idea, but when I went to tell one of my co-workers, I met up with John Edwards (yes, that John Edwards) at the house and he argued about me owing him $74 for the cable bill last month. I paid it of course—what an incorrigible ass.

    So yeah, all these mutant figures—who were actually human beings in the beginning, but mutated for whatever reason—were fighting on the helicopter. And one by one, they were dropping to their demise. Finally, two were left and the one with bird wings and a red face—a girl—ended up shooting the large black ape, who had landed safely in the forest, after jumping from the helicopter. He gave a short soliloquy before he died and I shed a tear as I witnessed all this from… you know, I’m not sure where I was, but it was definitely a sad time indeed.

    This is Art



    This is Art is now ready for public view. There you will find my drawings, paintings and several films. I'll post updates here.

    Sunday, October 17, 2004

    Spoof Emails

    I really hate spoof Emails, and I loathe the people that create them. In an effort to help deter people from becoming victims, I've set up a site dedicated to informing people about these Emails.

    Saturday, October 16, 2004

    Blogger Spellcheck Doesn't Include "Blog"



    Also not included in the Spellchecker is "Google," who owns Blogger.

    Thursday, October 14, 2004

    Google Desktop



    Google Blog says:
    "Google Desktop Search will retrieve your email in Microsoft Outlook and Outlook Express; files in Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft PowerPoint, and text; your website history in Internet Explorer; and your instant message chats in AOL Instant Messenger. In other words, if you've seen it on your computer screen, Google Desktop Search can likely help you find it. Simply put, it's like a photographic memory for your computer."
    Google launched a program today which searches your hard drive in the same manner as it searches the Internet. After downloading it, I tried a search and it literally came back in less than a second. This is revolutionary. For any of you who use Windows, you know that searches can take minutes and can get quite frustrating. I was so amazed by the efficiency and the speed that I'm passing the information on to you bloggees out there. And not only are the searches fast, but when you click on a fil it really seems to open faster. I might just be crazy though.

    Either way, I'm quite impressed by this interface. Basically, as John Battelle's Searchblog suggests, it "makes your browser seem smarter." And all of the functions of Google search are available--including the ability to search cached files. This makes for locating a certain sentence, say, in some file you can't possibly remember the name of. Instead of having to find the file first (say this is a Word file) and having to then click edit > find, you can just search for keywords in the sentence. This is at the bottom of my Google Desktop: "©2004 Google - Searching 4,919 items." I find that so adorable.

    Download it now!
    Kottke.org talks about Google Desktop.
    So does the Unofficial Google Fan Club.
    And the O'Reilly Network.
    And a million others...

    Wednesday, October 13, 2004

    Bill O'Reilly: Phone Sex God?

    (AP) Producer alleges Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly forced her into phone sex:
    "Fox News Channel traded accusations Wednesday with one of the producers of Bill O'Reilly's show, with the woman alleging that the commentator had phone sex with her against her wishes three times. Fox in a claim of its own dismissed the sexual harassment complaint as a politically motivated extortion attempt.

    ...Besides the attempt for money, O'Reilly charged that his accuser and her lawyer were trying to embarrass him and Fox News Channel three weeks before the election. Morelli, he said, is a contributor to the Democratic Party; 'The O'Reilly Factor' is a particular favorite among Republican viewers.

    ...She said O'Reilly told her: 'If any woman ever breathed a word I'll make her pay so dearly that she'll wish she'd never been born. I'll rake her through the mud, bring up things in her life and make her so miserable that she'll be destroyed.'

    ...On his show Wednesday, O'Reilly called the case 'the single most evil thing I have ever experienced, and I've seen a lot. But these people picked the wrong guy.'"
    Obviously, if these allegations are true, this could mean the end to Fox News' highest rated show on cable news. For the mean time, however, I'm not making any assumptions. In fact, I'd go so far as to back O'Reilly until some sort of evidence showed itself.

    However, according to The Smoking Gun, O'Reilly "subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies."

    I'm sure we'll hear quite a bit more about this case in the next few weeks or so. In the meantime, check out the heinous accusations.

    Original story found at Boing Boing.

    News Hounds--an anti-Fox News website--also broke this story.

    Update: Remember when I was accused of being Bill O'Reilly? Well, I've been accused of being Bill O'Reilly again: "No, Bill, I mean another anonymous kook, you don't get a fair hearing. We hang you, then have the trial.

    Your rules, mister Factor.
    Posted by Gabby Hayes at October 14, 2004 12:50 AM

    Kook,
    If we can help you smile in these trying times, don't be afraid to let us help. Come on Bill, share the burden.
    Posted by: Boohicky at October 14, 2004 01:20 AM

    Just another anonymous kook,

    These are the stages you'll go through:

    1. Denial - I'm not Bill O'Reilly
    2. Anger - Why do I have to be Bill O'Reilly
    3. Acceptance - What a pityful lowlife I am.
    Posted by: Mithras at October 14, 2004 01:31 AM

    O'Kookly,

    To quote Patton "Rommel, I read you book!"

    That's how I know it's you, or someone with O'Reilly's approval. No one else gives a shit about Bill O'Reilly.
    Posted by: Gabby Hayes at October 14, 2004 01:49 AM"

    That's all the comments I will post from there. Go to the site to see the rest.

    Friday, October 08, 2004

    On Site at the Second Presidential Debate in St Louis

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    Tuesday, October 05, 2004

    Cheney vs Edwards: the Vice-Presidential Debate

    The Vice-Presidential debate this evening, while a bit dry, was clearly in favor of Dick Cheney. John Edwards appeared to be an amateur, fumbling with his notebook and tearing out pages, interrupting the Vice-President, not paying attention, and simply not answering questions effectively, sincerely, and when answering them, answering them out of place.

    Cheney, on the other hand, seemed very well researched on the issues, clearly understood the questions and answered them lucidly and to the point, did not waste time on spouting rhetoric, and did not belittle his competition, even when given the open opportunity.

    As far as national security is concerned, Cheney clearly overwhelmed Edwards here. Edwards continually appealed to Kerry’s speech last Thursday: that he clearly showed conviction and resolve and a plan was in place. Cheney simply rebutted with Kerry’s low Senatorial record. Over the course of his time in Senate, Kerry has had the dissenting vote on most issues on national security. I wouldn’t say this is a record of conviction. I’ll spare you bloggees out there the reiteration of the specific flip-floppery. However, I will note an interesting conclusion, though speculative, that Cheney made in regards to Kerry’s continual change of mind. He mentioned that as Howard Dean gained popularity, Kerry began to vote against the war, but then after Dean lost control, he was for the war again.

    Edwards’ only response to the future of the Middle East was that he and Kerry had a plan of “success” unlike the Bush administration. By doing this, he basically assumed that the Bush administration charged into Iraq with no plan in mind at all, especially one that would be successful. I think that Cheney clearly outlined the plan that the Bush administration had in regards to Afghanistan and Iraq, and further, Iran and North Korea. Edwards also used the same clever tactic that Kerry did during the first Presidential debate. He said that the Bush administration had “outsourced” militarily.

    Cheney outlined Edwards’ plan for “success” as follows. Criticizing our allied leaders (the “coalition of the coerced and the bribed”), remaining inconsistent (both Kerry and Edwards’ Senatorial record), and demeaning our allies in war and the sacrifice of the Iraqi people themselves. I do not think that Edwards was successful in responding to the problems with Kerry’s “global test” response to a question posited during the first Presidential debate.

    As many political analysts suggested, Edwards brought up Halliburton. I do think he made some good points, however, Cheney clearly disassociated himself with the facts that Edwards presented by saying that the Democratic Party had been using Halliburton as a “smokescreen” in order to slip away from other pertinent issues. Edwards claimed that Halliburton did business with “sworn enemies,” bribed officials and gave false information; and that the company was under investigation currently. Cheney had little time to respond, but instead plugged a website—I’ll Furl that website for you when I find out what it is; I thought he said “factcheck.com” but that actually links to George Soros’ site, a man who is very anti-Bush.

    As far as domestic issues are concerned, I felt the debate was less polarized. Cheney seemed to back up the current administration’s actions with facts and figures that showed support. Edwards disagreed and stated what the Kerry administration would do to solve the problems.

    The question of poverty came up first. Cheney stated that creating more jobs was one of the solutions, and that the Bush administration had the record to show it. He also talked about cutting taxes, reducing litigation that increases healthcare costs, and most importantly—in his opinion—focusing on education. The core issue, according to Cheney, is a higher standard in the school systems, and making the schools and parents accountable.

    Edwards implied that the Vice President had not actually answered the question by asking for a clarification and then proceeded to talk about job loss, including, manufacturing jobs. He did not mention, however, the fact that technology is really responsible for much of this. He also made it clear that the Kerry administration would restrict outsourcing and provide tax cuts for those companies that chose not to outsource jobs. He also mentioned balancing the budget.

    Related to the previous question, a question came up as to exactly how the Kerry administration would cut the deficit in half and not raise taxes for those making under $200,000 a year. Edwards stated the plan to “roll back” tax cuts for those who made $200,000 or more, and that he did support tax cuts for the middle class. He also claimed he would somehow get rid of bureaucratic spending.

    Cheney rebutted with Kerry’s record on taxes, that he had voted for ninety-eight tax increases. His most important response was mentioning the fundamental philosophical difference between Democrats and Republicans. Republicans let the American people keep their money in their pockets and believe this better fuels the economy, while Democrats take that money away and spend in on what the federal government thinks it should be spent on—thusly increasing the size of the government. He also mentioned the fact that small businesses actually take the hit with tax increases. While a small business owner may make more money than the average American citizen. It is he who must pay his employees. Paying his employees well fuels the economy.

    Edwards responded with more rhetoric concerning tax cuts for the middle class. To which Cheney stated simply: Bush signed a bill which cut taxes for the middle class just yesterday—both Kerry and Edwards were not present.

    Both candidates seemed to be in agreement on the gay rights issue. They both made it clear that all American citizens need to be equal and deserve similar rights. Cheney stated he would follow the President, however, with regard to the definition of marriage, and Edwards stated verbatim “marriage means between a man and a woman.” They both agreed, however, that the amendment is not necessary and that it should be left up to the state. Edwards also added that no state is required to recognize a state marriage.

    Cheney was given the opportunity to seriously criticize Edwards with regards to his law record, in response to a question asking if Edwards was part of the litigation problem in America. Cheney did not take this opportunity, but instead, outlined that malpractice suits have greatly increased the cost of healthcare. His solution would include capping non-economic damages.

    Edwards basically agreed with the idea that there were far too many lawsuits. His suggestion would be to place more responsibility on the lawyers in order to keep cases legitimate. The problem is that can deny access to the courts for some and allow access to others—and at whose distinction? The lawyers? Obviously this is a problem and would simply be used as yet another money filter.

    Concerning the credibility of either candidate to be Vice-President, both answered in clear and distinct ways. The difference is simple: Cheney’s record lends validity to his response, whereas Edwards’ does not. Even though Edwards was not supposed to mention Kerry’s name in response to this question, he did so twice. He said that the Kerry administration would tell the truth, no matter what the situation was. He stated that a long resume did not equal good judgment. He stated that he would find the terrorists and kill them. And that he would strengthen the military. All of this sounds similar to the rhetoric of the Bush administration.

    Cheney simply stated he was hired to help the team. His record gives him authority and clearly defines him as an asset to the administration. When asked the difference between him and Edwards, he mentioned that actually there were more similarities. Cheney is clearly a self-made man and very briefly appealed to his ability to relate to those American families who go through troubled times, given he too has gone through many troubled times.

    Both accused each other of flip-flopping, and when Cheney mentioned the Bush administration wanted to unite the country, Edwards pointed out that the country is most divided now.

    Finally, the closing arguments given by both candidates were very polarized. Edwards focused on appealing to emotion in order to engrain the concept that he is there to fight for the American people; that the light of America is currently “flickering.”

    Cheney, on the other hand, was very straightforward about what he and the Bush administration had already done, and what they would do in the future.

    This final sentiment of both candidates summarizes the entire debate. While one appealed to emotion, using rhetoric and hype, the other outlined plans specifically, gave accurate statistics and provided clear and concise answers.

    Democrats, see the transcript: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6187803/
    Republicans, see the transcript: http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,134579,00.html

    Oh, I can't help myself.